Nation of Origin

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B R I T I S H
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.(who?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.(I’m not awake fast enough to have breakfast)
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.(emos yes,  chavs what?
[] It's football... not soccer.(I know its both,  but I call it soccer
Total: 3

A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.(I always know when I’m swearing,  as most of the time its intentional)
[] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned. (a little)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.(maybe)
Total: 4

I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.(I hope so)
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.(I understand occasional words)
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!(I’m not going to it’s the ‘best’
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.(occasionally,  or when explaining something)
Total: 5

S P A N I S H
[] You say member instead of Remember.(It was a mistake I was doing a long time ago)
[x] You speak Spanish or some.(again,  I understand words)
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.(when I’m angry or excited)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

R U S S I A N
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (Well, it bleaches out red in the sun)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.(I have Never,  Ever,  heard Anyone,  say nigganukka)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.(racist much?  Everyone knows)
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.(I try not to)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 4

A S I A N
[x] You have slanty-small eyes.(smallish)
[x] You like rice a lot.(only with a sauce of something else)
[x] You are good at math.(I thought I was)
[x] You have played the piano.(I Play,  not played)
[x] You have family from Asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.(they get mixed between Chinese Korean and Mongolian
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.(Have you thought that,  maybe,  typhoon is more fun to say,  typhoon,  hurricane,  tyPHOON)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 7

G E R M A N
[x] You like bread.(I like sandwiches)
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. (Germans have chocolate?  Is it good?)
[] You speak some German. (I know when someone else is
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.(I don’t like idiots,  even if their smart,  but more on that later
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5

C A N A D I A N
[x] You like to play/have played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French (words)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.(close,  but no farm
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3

A M E R I C A N
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (we don’t ‘Wall mart’)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.(a little,  the guns mostly)
Total: 2

B E L G I A N
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (I don’t have a yard)
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.(they have chocolate?)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.(A Pub is a pub,  a bar is a Bar,  every different from a café,  as café is a Café)
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.(our locals are pretty)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2

D U T C H
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature.(on good days)
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handy work projects.
[x] You tend to favour the megalomania.(in a way,  power is power,  and it is needed)
Total: 3

A R A B
[] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.()
[x] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 2

EdElric added this one

TURKISH
[x] You hate educational system also you are not fond of some politics of your country.
[ ] You support a football team in your country even though you don't watch football.
[ ] You are very hospitable.
[x] You like different cultures.
[x] You are ready to any economical crisis.
[ ] You don't keep grudges.
[x] People misunderstands you a lot.
[ ] You had a hard time learning English.
[] You got used to terrorist attacks.
[x] You act different towards tourists.(for people I don’t know usually assume a different more cheerful persona)
Total: 5

This ones mine

I N D E P E N D A N T
[x] you have unconventional philosophies
[x] you support unconventional policies
[ ] you believe every problem in the world are being caused by government bodies
[x] you are a loner
[x] you support individualism
[x] you often choose not to participate in team activities
[ ] your part of a tight social circle
[ ] you have few friends but are close to them
[x] you hold critical views of others faults
[ ] you have/do not support/ed either side of a political dispute
[ ] your's is the most important opinion
Total: 6
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